where do kids come from?

i just had the following conversation with nephew b...

b: aunt christine do you have any kids?

me: no, i don't.

b: oh... well, you should get some.

me: you're right i should.

b: they're only a hundred dollars. get a big one.

me: you know what i need first. i need a husband.

b: oh, well... you should get one of those too.

hmmmmm..... well, he's only 5 years old.