b: aunt christine do you have any kids?
me: no, i don't.
b: oh... well, you should get some.
me: you're right i should.
b: they're only a hundred dollars. get a big one.
me: you know what i need first. i need a husband.
b: oh, well... you should get one of those too.
hmmmmm..... well, he's only 5 years old.